Your Party Sucks Big Time!

"Ok..."

"Ok..?"

"Ok...Take a deep breath, beacuse we're gonna have a PARTAYYYY!!!Yeahhh!!!"

"Arghhhh, yeaahhhh, wooooo, yeargghhhh......."

"Dude, seriously, stop yelling like a little bi**ch, it's freaking the hell out of me."

"Don't just stand there, we're gonna have a party, right?"

"Er, yeah of course, what do you mean when I said we're gonna have a party?"

"I mean, don't you want to plan, buy some things or what."

"Dude, no, how many time did I tell you, our party will be awesome if we host it on the spot, I mean tonight!!"

"Yeah, like we did last month, when our name appear in a local tabloid, "The Lamest Party Ever", when Katy Perry sing a song with a lyrics, "You're so douche, no you don't know how to hold a party", in newspaper's crossword, with a question "How Lame Your Party Can Be?", when they put up a billboard...."

"Stop it, I get it, so how?"

"Okay, here I will give you a guideline which I read somewhere on http://ezinearticles.com/?How-To-Hold-A-Memorable-Party&id=1066937, about how to hold a party"

1. Plan your party carefully, you don't want your party to be ruined by your poor planning. Of course, you need to take every aspect into consideration.

2. Choose your guest wisely. Do not invite people who you're not get along with, people who have the potential to cause problem scene. I mean, you want to invite people who are friendly, hot girls(important!), your ex-girlfriends? Hm, maybe you can think of that, I mean, you have got over it right? But not your evil ex-girlfriends!!!

3. Think safety and security when choosing décor. Large flaming torches are fine if you have the space in which to -put them so they are safely away from your guests. Otherwise, opt for small candles. Remember that fire can be your worst enemy, so use safe ways to bring it to the party.

4. Think Outside of the Box. Do not do what you do every year. People may remember it just because it is routine. You want them to remember it because it is special. Make sure that you try out something new. Make sure you plan it, though. If you are used to throwing a hula party and then decide to go for something completely different make sure you know what you are doing.

5. Make Time to Mingle. You want to make sure that you get a chance to enjoy the party or in the end you could miss out on a wonderful time. People will remember if their host was attentive and mingled throughout the party. You want to be the host that can pull off the party and still be able to enjoy it.

You should be as unique and as creative as possible when setting up your party. However, you have to learn about balance. You do not want to go overboard so things are beyond your control. You want a memorable party and that is fine, but just make sure that you make it memorable for the right reasons. Keeping the tips above in mind should help you to reach your goal.